drunk

drunk
1. (Drunk) (5786↑, 400↓)
When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg\! (like a pirate but in more pain)

2. (Drunk) (1872↑, 362↓)
A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off.

Author: Stiffy Stifferson http://drunk.urbanup.com/122339
3. (Drunk) (1354↑, 316↓)
Chemically incovienenced

"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"

4. (Drunk) (1083↑, 302↓)
A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit\!

5. (drunk) (803↑, 452↓)
1. Past tense of "drink". 2. Your girlfriend's dad. 3. Spinning without moving.

1. You drunk my beer\! 2. Am I right? 3. I am drunker than fuck right now\!

Author: staccato brainstem http://drunk.urbanup.com/1061737
6. (drunk) (370↑, 28↓)
One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night? Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.

7. (Drunk) (387↑, 224↓)
Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties. Caused or influenced by intoxication.

That nigga is actin wack, yo he done had one to many king cobra 40's yeah that niggas drunk.

8. (drunk) (162↑, 40↓)
The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................ So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way) Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it. So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less

9. (Drunk) (304↑, 203↓)
an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink. A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

MOM\!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

Author: spikemiester45036 http://drunk.urbanup.com/215835
10. (drunk) (112↑, 13↓)
when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.

You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.

11. (drunk) (173↑, 77↓)
a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain

The SAT's would be alot easier if I was drunk.

Author: Justin Wallace http://drunk.urbanup.com/668525
12. (DRUNK) (137↑, 49↓)
Someone who drinks as much as an alcoholic but doesnt having a problem

Person 1. You bloody alcoholic. Person 2. Im not an alcoholic, im a drunk. Alcoholics goto meetings.

13. (drunk) (103↑, 33↓)
The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol. OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

Aw man\! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.

Author: emmaitouchmyself http://drunk.urbanup.com/2443877
14. (drunk) (172↑, 103↓)
What i am right now its kinda like i dont give a shit about anything wow im not depressed anymore whooo.

I just dont give a shit man.

15. (DRUNK) (148↑, 89↓)
see: happy

i feel drunk,... \{barf\}

16. (drunk) (80↑, 28↓)
Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said. "At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store." "I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast" "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in

17. (Drunk) (46↑, 4↓)
There are several stages of drunkness. 1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge. 2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over. 3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight. 4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach. 5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling. 6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption\! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations\! 7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.

Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk.

18. (drunk) (47↑, 12↓)
the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

19. (Drunk) (92↑, 66↓)
shitfaced

you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.

Author: Tabitha and Amber http://drunk.urbanup.com/213555
20. (drunk) (48↑, 24↓)
Normal operating condition. Several stages before being [as pissed as a mattress].Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become [MPP]. High possibility of continuing to \{multiple\} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.

"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk" "Drunk, fuck - no" "Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk" "No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking" "I am drunk. Pass the bottle\!"

Author: Taipei toecutter http://drunk.urbanup.com/1782049
21. (drunk) (26↑, 3↓)
When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

I'm so drunk. Pass that bottle of Jack, yo.

Author: epic master of cynicism http://drunk.urbanup.com/5155155
22. (drunk) (37↑, 17↓)
The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy". Not the past tense of "to drink".

-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random." -"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance." -"Don't you mean "drank"?"

Author: sophieglitterwhip http://drunk.urbanup.com/2831572
23. (drunk) (40↑, 20↓)
someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"

i got drunk and puked on someones feet at a bar.

24. (Drunk) (21↑, 3↓)
a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night

Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen\! Boyfirend: I was drunk

Author: Rebecca E. Adams http://drunk.urbanup.com/4449125
25. (Drunk) (16↑, 2↓)
When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.

Haha he/she fell over, they are drunk.

26. (Drunk) (37↑, 23↓)
a state of [NIRVANA] caused by alcohol.

I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.

27. (drunk) (38↑, 25↓)
You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk Who from the floor Can rise and drink once more But he is drunk Who prostrate lies Can neither drink Nor rise

Author: thatsmrweedman2u http://drunk.urbanup.com/1796348
28. (drunk) (22↑, 10↓)
An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed." "You're drunk." After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."

29. (drunk) (39↑, 27↓)
Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.

Before: 1 Lets get a half gally tonight... 2 sounds like a party After: 1 I am so fucked up 2 I know man me too. (here puking)

30. (drunk) (24↑, 13↓)
Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.

Author: fucking drunks http://drunk.urbanup.com/2003802
31. (Drunk) (17↑, 10↓)
A word defining a person who had consume too much alcohol. Many people act in different ways when drunk.

girl 1: mannn i was so drunkk last night i was in and out of Blackouts. girl 2: ya you were acting crazy. girl 1: like what girl 2: first you were laughing inslanley let everyone no what was on your mind and fuck some guy

32. (drunk) (16↑, 10↓)
A form of hydration involving alcohol.

I would have had a Gatorade after my work-out, but I got drunk instead.

Author: Social Chair for the World http://drunk.urbanup.com/3426885
33. (Drunk) (53↑, 47↓)
George W Bush

Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.

34. (drunk) (33↑, 28↓)
It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.

My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt\!

Author: William Bingham http://drunk.urbanup.com/1757650
35. (Drunk) (46↑, 41↓)
Intoxicated by alcohol. Preferably not a time to be driving\! or making important decisions.. lmao

Pass the rum, I wanna be drunk.

36. (drunk) (13↑, 9↓)
on of the great place to be, beside weed

i need to go somewhere fun, so i got drunk last night and passed out in a grainery, should have gotten high and ate the grainery

37. (Drunk) (10↑, 7↓)
what most people are on the weekend

Dude:im drunk in the club biotch\!\!\! dude 2: so am i\! Dude 3: awww shit i wanna get drunk to

Author: dougie fuckin frsh nigga http://drunk.urbanup.com/3423522
38. (Drunk) (6↑, 5↓)
An excuse for saying whatever you want

Guy: "Damn, you're hot." Girl: "Thanx." 12 hours Later... Girl: "Heey. THat was real sweet last night." Guy: "What was? I don't remember. I was drunk" (please note: the man was not, in fact, drunk. He just wanted to say something)

Author: N00berson McGee http://drunk.urbanup.com/5371804
39. (drunk) (6↑, 5↓)
an alcoholic that does not attend AA meetings.

"I'm not a alcoholic because i dont go to gay meetings, i'm known as a drunk\!"

Author: phillip mcrackin http://drunk.urbanup.com/4904833
40. (drunk) (24↑, 23↓)
had to much beers/alcohol and get wasted.

Whitney got drunk at that party last weekend.

41. (drunk) (0↑, 0↓)
the state that hannah is currently in

Hannah denies that she is drunk.

42. (Drunk) (9↑, 9↓)
adj. A thing when usually contemptable hot chicks put out.

Wow that chick is SO Drunk.

43. (DRUNK) (16↑, 18↓)
A good feeling.

"Alice was so drunk she ran into walls"

44. (Drunk) (9↑, 12↓)
To Not Make Sence Or To Not Be Understandable

That Nigga Is Drunk

45. (drunk) (9↑, 13↓)
You know your drunk when your fps sucks and you lagg out.

Gamer 1: Dude, your fps is only at 20. Gamer 2: Dude, I know, I'm lagging out, I'm drunk.

46. (drunk) (18↑, 23↓)
To be awesome; awe inspiring; [kick ass]

Lee is drunk, and he has never been more fascinating.

47. (Drunk) (12↑, 17↓)
Drunk,to consume a lot of alcohol, or to have alcoholism. brashedbombedbunked out,cocked,crapped,drunk,dinged,defribulated,fucked,fanned,gooned,hammered,intoxicated,jocked,jimmied,loonied,munched,raped,rapped,slammed,sloshed,

I got totally (insert word here) at the party last night\!:D\!

48. (drunk) (31↑, 37↓)
The sort of experience most people aren't familiar with, though it almost happened on [Honey, I Shrunk the Kids].

If you really need to know what it's like to be drunk, just drink a glass of water of water and ask it.

49. (Drunk) (27↑, 33↓)
When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming: " ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS\!"

Henri got drunk on wine gums.

50. (Drunk) (13↑, 19↓)
mothafukin' drunk ass

ok yea....its tuesday and I am drunk again..hmmm maybe I am a drunk.

51. (DRUNK) (24↑, 31↓)
Stoned, high, off the wall, drunk.

1. I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog when I got him drunk by giving him Jack Daniels and some other stuff in 1986. 2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts. 3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.

52. (drunk) (7↑, 15↓)
Bane of the convenience store third shift worker.

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.

Author: fucking drunks http://drunk.urbanup.com/2003801
53. (drunk) (14↑, 24↓)
when you have too much to drink. when my father gets drunk and beats the shit out of my mom and me.

dad got drunk again last night and beat us up.

54. (drunk) (2↑, 13↓)
sleep deprived

I had no sleep last night, I'm drunk.

55. (drunk) (11↑, 23↓)
To be mentally unstable. To make very bad decisions.

Mannn, I was soooo drunk , I shit and pissed my pants. Dude, you were so drunk you had sex with a cats ass.

56. (Drunk) (11↑, 28↓)
An alcoholic. Often describes an old tramp, typically associated with alcohol addiction.

They found an old drunk lying in the road

57. (Drunk) (10↑, 28↓)
the past tense of the verb drink--- not really. only in slang.

She drunk herself silly...

58. (Drunk) (2↑, 23↓)
Verb: The act of when an article of clothing does not or will not fit properly. Or does not fit the way it used to.

"My pants are drunk, they keep falling down." Karla: Why is your shirt sagging like that? Amy: Cuz I got it like 3 years ago and now it's drunk. "Ugh\! My sock is drunk and now my shoe keeps eating it\!"

59. (drunk) (15↑, 38↓)
Insult; a person of the Irish nationality

Shut up you dumb drunk

Author: Tewpac & Kevinem http://drunk.urbanup.com/942164
60. (DRUNK) (19↑, 44↓)
when u so damn stupid u dont kno wut ur talkin about or wut ur doin b/c ur so full os alcohol.

i was so damn drunk i was tellin him to 'fu*k me fu*k me fu*k me'.

61. (drunk) (16↑, 45↓)
A gimped version of [high].

Unlike being drunk, you don't throw up the morning after you get high.

62. (Drunk) (9↑, 49↓)
also known as "Hella Irish"

Hombre Uno: After that 5th of Jameson's Im HELLA IRISH. Hombre Dos: U drunk bastard.

63. (Drunk) (5↑, 52↓)
A t-shirt that hangs low by the collar due to excessive wearing or harsh treatment.

Your shirt is messed up, look you got a drunk white T-shirt on.

64. (Drunk) (9↑, 63↓)
Leo last night at the party

non needed N/A

65. (Drunk) (9↑, 66↓)
Someone who does something extremely stupid, without the aid of alcohol

My drunken 3rd period teacher lost my homework again.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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